The Bureau of Absurd Valuation ●Live · recalculated daily Doc. No. TMS-001 · Rev. A

A live, notarized certificate of one man's obscene net worth

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Priced in pennies · to the penny

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Hereby certified net worth of Elon Musk

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The Bureau of Absurd Valuation
Notarized · not remotely official · vibes only
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